This summer’s festival season is well and truly upon us, so make sure you have everything to make sure you have the best time there. Think you only need your tent and a pair of wellies? Think again. These are your must-have Kleeneze essentials.
(Page 159, £15.95. Comes in black or pink)
One year at Reading festival, it rained so relentlessly that the Red Cross were handing out those foil blankets normally given to those in shock. Don’t underestimate the British weather and get yourself this umbrella that doesn’t turn inside out!
Mini Pain Gone
(Page 129, £7.50)
Apply the drug-free Mini Pain Gone to the site of pain for 30 seconds and activate your body’s natural defence system against pain. So you can carry on dancing til dawn.
Inflatable Ice Bar
(Page 9 of Summer Sale, £9.95)
Why pay festival prices when you can bring your own? Pop out for some supplies and ice and have a nice cold drink awaiting you. This ice bar takes up little space and you’ll be the most popular person on site!
Gentle Apricot Cleansing Facial Wipes (Page 112, £2.95 for 30)
Three in one – these wipes will cleanse, tone and moisturise leaving you looking as fresh as the day you left home to embark on festival foolery. Plus they’re so light to carry around – bonus!
(Page 122, £3.50)
There’s nothing less attractive than festival hair! If your barnet could do with a revival, try this handy spray. Simply massage into your hair and brush out and hey presto – clean, fragrant hair.
Sleep Well Rollerball
(Page 113, £5.00)
Trying to doze off while in the middle of a muddy field can be quite a skill, so treat yourself to a dab of the Sleep Well Rollerball and try and get a few hours’ kip.
(Page 20 of Summer Sale, £5.95)
Feel foolish wearing this at the festival? Well, it’s better than trying to blindly negotiate your way around a dark campsite only to fall on someone’s tent quite frankly. We’d advise getting this headlight!
Toilet Seat Wipes (Page 78, £4.95)
The dreaded festival toilet. You can put off the experience for as long as you want, but it’s only a matter of time before nature knocks on your tent and you know you no longer have a choice. Fear no more! Our fragranced toilet seat wipes are quick and convenient and ensure complete hygiene in the bathroom. A must, must have!
Ok, you won’t find any of this in our catalogues, but you will find it by delivering our catalogues! The great thing about this business is that you can make as much as you want when you want! Whether it’s beer money for festivals or bill money for keeping you afloat – there’s really no limit!
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